I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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