I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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