Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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