We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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