On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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