Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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