Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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