Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm at about main and main street
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Randomize
