I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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