i would punch a child for taco bell
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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