erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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