It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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