Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
