do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
His nipple licking is glorious
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