Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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