Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
