Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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