He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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