heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
