Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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