your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
