those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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