why didn't you poke me back
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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