it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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