I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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