i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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