Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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