When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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