id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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