how hairy? two words: wookie tits
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You've changed since you got that strap on
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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