what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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