he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize