It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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