Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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