So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Naked. naked and bneed help.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize