Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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