I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
