i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
