Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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