I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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