have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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