Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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