Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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