saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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