I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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