Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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