i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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