I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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