You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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