We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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