when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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