we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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