He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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go home
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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