I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
