i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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