I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize