You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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