Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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